What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?